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I seem to remember that life pre-housecleaners was quite messy. — 12 years 18 weeks ago
Why is it that everytime I feel like scotch I just brushed my teeth? — 12 years 18 weeks ago
uninstalling flipboard fixed my battery life — 12 years 18 weeks ago
much appreciated! Thank you — 12 years 18 weeks ago
Familiarity breeds contempt. — 12 years 18 weeks ago
These are awesome! Give your cousin an Internet high five for me. — 12 years 18 weeks ago
On my way to PDX for a day of 12 years 18 weeks ago
Not a great idea to play poker with the guys on a Tuesday night before an early morning at the office. — 12 years 18 weeks ago
which apparently is pizza. — 12 years 18 weeks ago
Scaling is the tech equivalent of puberty. — 12 years 18 weeks ago