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@metapandava I seem to remember that life pre-housecleaners was quite messy. — 12 years 39 weeks ago |
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Why is it that everytime I feel like scotch I just brushed my teeth? — 12 years 39 weeks ago |
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@DrChumley uninstalling flipboard fixed my battery life — 12 years 39 weeks ago |
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@EJCase much appreciated! Thank you — 12 years 39 weeks ago |
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@alex_gaynor Familiarity breeds contempt. — 12 years 39 weeks ago |
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@BurntRawSienna These are awesome! Give your cousin an Internet high five for me. — 12 years 39 weeks ago |
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On my way to PDX for a day of #OSCON — 12 years 39 weeks ago |
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Not a great idea to play poker with the guys on a Tuesday night before an early morning at the office. — 12 years 39 weeks ago |
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@evanlong which apparently is pizza. — 12 years 39 weeks ago |
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Scaling is the tech equivalent of puberty. — 12 years 39 weeks ago |